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Hello.

Welcome to the show.

It's so nice to finally meet you.

This experience uses modern web technology, so I'm going to have to ask a few favours from you:

Make sure you're using a recently upgraded version of Chrome, Safari, or Firefox

Make sure your internet connection is strong

If you haven't recently done so, restart your browser and computer. Trust me.

Sorry, this won't work on phones or tablets

Make sure your sound is on

Make sure your mind is open

Are you ready?

yes, I'm ready NO! but I'd like to be...

What is your name?

Go.